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You can pronounce the word Utrecht with ease. — Hey, can you give me a ride to Ooo … Yuuu … Nevermind, I’ll just walk to Sam Flax.
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You haven’t seen a jock in years. — What a strange and foreign species … I wonder if they speak our language?
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None of your friends watch sports. — It looks like that fellow slam dunked the pigskin!
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You think that 30 people is a massive class size. — And then you find out that other colleges have class sizes to the hundreds. How terrifying.
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Your friends keep bugging you to make art for them. — Dude, am I just supposed to do this for free in my spare time? What spare time?
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Your classmates don’t wear shoes. — Or they have other strange fashion choices. Good for you, you unique kid you.
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Math and science is a joke to you. — And the fact that you only need to take it once is a major relief.
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You know the difference between “naked” and “nude.” — It’s all about intention … Right?
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You’ve mastered the art of B.S. — I decided to leave the canvas blank to represent how empty our lives are in this modern era.
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Most of your blood consists of caffeine. — YAAASSSSS STARBUCKKSSSSS! *takes a pic for Instagram*
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Critiquing is a natural habit. — I like the way you rendered it, but what does it mean?
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You know how to argue why your major is relevant. — And how to convince people that you won’t be working at Starbucks after graduation.
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You’ve had heated discussions about cartoons. — They’re not just for kids! Aquaman isn’t that lame! Marvel is better than DC!
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You have yet to learn the Greek alphabet. — Alpha, Beta, Gamma … What do I need to know this for?
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There’s more charcoal on your face than the canvas. — And you’ve probably inhaled even more when you fell asleep during that all-nighter.
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You hysterically laugh when someone mentions “sleep.” — You only got four hours of sleep last night? Lucky!
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If you had a dollar for everytime you complained about a project you’d still be broke. — Paints and pizza and paper … Oh my!
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You’re never sure if a project is due tomorrow. — No, but seriously, let me just check the syllabus just to make sure.
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You’ve done a minimalist style to finish a project faster. — Looks like it’s due tomorrow after all.
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You know what colors are and aren’t creative. — Green. Just … Green.
