Graphic by Julie Tran. 1. Wash your hands, for goodness’s sake. The hands are both wondrous and supremely gross body parts. Even without a pandemic going around, the average square
by Allison Hambrick About a week before Christmas, my older sister came to visit my family for the holidays. Naturally, it was a time for family and Netflix, but for
Graphic by Julie Tran. What are you guys ordering? I myself condemned the cheeseburger. Yes, because it’s Donald Trump’s comfort food, but also because of the inhumane and polluting meat
1. He keeps bringing you small gifts. Graphic by Julie Tran. 2. He has trouble speaking when you’re around. Graphic by Julie Tran. 3. He’s happy when you two hang
Graphic by Julie Tran. I once watched a friend open a delivery box full of live Madagascar cockroaches. “I got them from eBay!” she said brightly. “I didn’t think they
Graphic by Julie Tran. In the late-night shows’ comical and, at times, noble criticism of President Donald Trump, here are some of the recurring themes and explanations of just why
The Iowa caucus, some say, has always set the tone for the cycle’s party nominations and Presidential election. Well, if the Democratic Party were to learn anything from the last
Graphic by Julie Tran. Toys R Us, Forever 21, Roberto Cavalli. These are only a few among many retailers that have filed for bankruptcy in the past two years. The
If the sight of pink Walmart aisles and heart-decked storefront and chocolate-covered landscapes (very dangerous for dogs, mind) alarm as well as amuse you, perhaps you are in need of
Based, unfortunately, on a true story. Graphic by Julie Tran. 7:30 a.m.: You wake up with just enough time to get to class, that is, if you can turn this











