The Iowa caucus, some say, has always set the tone for the cycle’s party nominations and Presidential election. Well, if the Democratic Party were to learn anything from the last
Graphic by Julie Tran. Toys R Us, Forever 21, Roberto Cavalli. These are only a few among many retailers that have filed for bankruptcy in the past two years. The
If the sight of pink Walmart aisles and heart-decked storefront and chocolate-covered landscapes (very dangerous for dogs, mind) alarm as well as amuse you, perhaps you are in need of
Based, unfortunately, on a true story. Graphic by Julie Tran. 7:30 a.m.: You wake up with just enough time to get to class, that is, if you can turn this
Graphic by Julie Tran. The news these past few days, when it isn't consumed by impeachment scandal and military-related panic, has had a particular dedication to the lament of racial
Graphic by Julie Tran. I have a bad habit of watching TV to fall asleep. And it’s not that I don’t get sleepy, it’s that I don’t want to waste
DISCLAIMER: This article is purely satirical and the events described are purely fictional. That said, it’s also pretty funny. Graphic by Julie Tran. As his impeachment trial in the United
Graphic by Julie Tran. Hello and welcome to the Order of Writing Undergrads! We are very glad you’re here. Be assured, your four years of high school newspaper, poetry clubs
Have you ever wanted to slap on a vest and a monocle, Uber Black to brunch and let burst forth an educated-sounding monologue about the human experience, the state of
You’ve insisted on learning the ethnic-sounding pronunciation of your peculiarly originated friend, thereby unlocking a new worldliness level. Congratulations! Here are all the new things you can do: Pronounce every