Graphic by Julie Tran. What are you guys ordering? I myself condemned the cheeseburger. Yes, because it’s Donald Trump’s comfort food, but also because of the inhumane and polluting meat
The Iowa caucus, some say, has always set the tone for the cycle’s party nominations and Presidential election. Well, if the Democratic Party were to learn anything from the last
Based, unfortunately, on a true story. Graphic by Julie Tran. 7:30 a.m.: You wake up with just enough time to get to class, that is, if you can turn this
DISCLAIMER: This article is purely satirical and the events described are purely fictional. That said, it’s also pretty funny. Graphic by Julie Tran. As his impeachment trial in the United
Graphic by Julie Tran. Hello and welcome to the Order of Writing Undergrads! We are very glad you’re here. Be assured, your four years of high school newspaper, poetry clubs
Have you ever wanted to slap on a vest and a monocle, Uber Black to brunch and let burst forth an educated-sounding monologue about the human experience, the state of
You’ve insisted on learning the ethnic-sounding pronunciation of your peculiarly originated friend, thereby unlocking a new worldliness level. Congratulations! Here are all the new things you can do: Pronounce every
